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mee-ow

why isn’t it 1996 and why am I not a teenager?
my last two sets beg the question

Da latest, after the holiday hiatus.
Yeah, eye see you lookin at my houndstooth. If you’re wondering, I did it freehand. Stencils are for the weak.COLOR PARADE: Orly // GumdropMaybelline Color Show // Sweet ClementineMilani // 3D Holographic 510 

Da latest, after the holiday hiatus.

Yeah, eye see you lookin at my houndstooth. If you’re wondering, I did it freehand. Stencils are for the weak.

COLOR PARADE: 
Orly // Gumdrop
Maybelline Color Show // Sweet Clementine
Milani // 3D Holographic 510 

FRESH SET.
Loosely inspired by madeline poole nails (http://mpnails.com/image/32438490989), but mostly inspired by my returning ability to paint fine details. Still a little messy, but HEY THAT’S OKAY

COLOR PARADE:
Sally Hansen // Without A Stitch
China Glaze // Hey Sailor
Orly // Hook Up
Charlotte Russe // (a nameless-but-great teal) 
Sally Hansen nail art pen // black 

CONCUSSED NAILZ PART 2

goop and grins and givin’ no fucks and glitter on my face and also weird sacrilege but that doesn’t start with a “g” so…

COLOR PARADE:

For the gr8 green goopy nailz:
Orly // Green Apple
China Glaze // Liquid Leather
Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in black

For the golden grinz:
Essie // Peach Daiquiri
Milani // 510 3D Holographic
Sally Hansen // Lavender Cloud
Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in black 

AND ABOVE IT ALL:
Essie // Good To Go Topcoat

I’m still pretty vacant, but at least I can do art still sort of. 

FRRESH SET
2dayz nailz: leopard print and hearts. Also I fell and fractured my skull and have a concussion, so I’m looking just a little bit extra vacant today.

COLOR PARADE:
Sally Hansen // Lavender Cloud 
Milani // 510 Holographic
Essie // Peach Daiquiri
MAC // Dry Martini
Essie // Good To Go (top coat)
Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in Black 

DAVID DAVIDBest personWe have the same hair, shut up, it’s fine/whatever/awesome/superlative
COLOR PARADE:Milani // 510 3D HolographicCharlotte Russe // (I can’t find the name of the color but it’s teal DUH) 

DAVID DAVID
Best person
We have the same hair, shut up, it’s fine/whatever/awesome/superlative

COLOR PARADE:
Milani // 510 3D Holographic
Charlotte Russe // (I can’t find the name of the color but it’s teal DUH) 

birds do it
bees do it
even educated fleas do it
let’s do it
LET’S PAINT OUR NAILZ

NEW NAILZ: Flowers and birds 


Color Parade: 
Essie // Peach Daiquiri
Sally Hansen // Sunflowers
Sally Hansen // Summer Plum
Sally Hansen // Lavender Cloud
Sally Hansen // Navy Baby
China Glaze // Starboard

For those of you who follow this on the regular, I’m sorry about the hiatus. I was whipped into a moving frenzy. Having settled, it’s time to start posting my nails once again.

The inspiration for these was a pair of big brown eyes and some warm summer dayz and also some polka dots because why not?

Here’s lookin’ at you, kid.

Color Parade:
China Glaze // Hey Sailor
Sally Hansen // Sunflowers 
MAC // Dry Martini 
Sally Hansen // Lavender Cloud
Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in black 

newnailznewnailznewnailz

My blue period continues. I know Picasso did it first, but I bet his nailz didn’t look as fly.

I call this one “stars in your eyes.” Shut up I know I’m corny OKAY

COLOR PARADE
China Glaze//White On White
China Glaze//Liquid Leather
Sally Hansen InstaDri//Brisk Blue
Orly//Gumdrop
Essie//Aruba Blue
Essie//Case Study
MAC//Dry Martini
(I mixed the above two together to get the brown for the eye)
Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in black
Sally Hansen Nail Art Pen in white